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[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

[–] don@lemmy.ca 37 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 27 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Brought to you by the party of common sense, reason, and family values.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago

I suspect there’s going to be so much rampant hopium and copium use going on in the camp of the fascists that the entire DEA is going wind up being restructured for the sole purpose of handing it.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 20 hours ago

Yes, this is war, and the disposal of your filth by Ukraine is her revenge on you. You are the awardee of the revenge, not its agent. The only decision for you to make is to prostrate yourself before Ukraine, beg ceaselessly for her mercy, and die by whatever means she determines to be appropriate.

This is war, Russia.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

He’s a model, you know what I mean?

And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah, on the catwalk,

On the catwalk, yeah

He does his little turn on the catwalk.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] don@lemmy.ca 81 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

Mate. It’s called pribbles and tarn, you dunce.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 60 points 20 hours ago (15 children)

The predictable conclusion of fucking around.

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