doug

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[–] doug 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d like to see them do an updated Bullshit series. They really lampooned veganism at the time when I was on the fence about it, and even then I knew they weren’t giving it a fair argument.

[–] doug 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wrote a script on how to “prank” your neighbor wherein the prank is never actually revealed but how to break into someone’s house and leave undetected are shown in great detail, and the person being “pranked” is themselves a big pranker who gets others hurt with their pranks.

It’s all very obviously a thinly-layered analogy for it being OK to kill your neighbor if they’re a Nazi.

Such a fun comedy I wrote. Why don’t my friends want to produce it?

[–] doug 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trying to remove the observer effect, totally understandable! Best wishes in your studies! Say, before you go, which alcohol makes for the best Molotov?

[–] doug 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If he wasn’t a piece of shit destroying everything he would be pretty hilarious. “Concepts of a plan” still makes me chuckle.

[–] doug 109 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If we could read we’d be very upset.

[–] doug 208 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Good for her.

…still not watching the movie, but good for her!

[–] doug 26 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly the team seems inept enough that they could be easily bamboozled out of a mil.

[–] doug 3 points 3 weeks ago

unless you send the message alongside a Bitmoji they aren't gonna read it...

...why am i helping you?

[–] doug 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I need to delete this thread in the event my spouse sees it and gets any ideas.

[–] doug 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I appreciate your clarifying what shouldn't be put in the oven given the context of the community we're in.

Plus I may have, at some point in my life, put a plastic (electric) kettle on a burner when my parents asked me to put the kettle on.

...I should probably be dead by now.

[–] doug 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I think I'm gonna clean the titles off of some of these for personal mobile backgrounds. I'll share them when I'm done/I'll probably have it done tomorrow. I'm staggering out my posts in this community/don't wanna flood it with just my stuff.

[–] doug 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you happen to know if most microwaves throw a fit when they're run while empty/with nothing to heat, or if it just some of them? I feel like i should've known that little factoid by now.

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