eecobb

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer snarfing and zooping over signal's note to self

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 hours ago

It's a stomach!

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

I wonder what your thoughts on guix would be, especially considering your thoughts on the language

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 hours ago

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Since wards are liabilities, there is no business case for retaining them in their present, ambulatory form. Therefore, the most profitable disposition for this dubious form of capital is to convert them into biodiesel, which can help power the Muni buses.

Okay, just kidding. This is the sort of naive Randian thinking which appeals instantly to a geek like me, but of course has nothing to do with real life. The trouble with the biodiesel solution is that no one would want to live in a city whose public transportation was fueled, even just partly, by the distilled remains of its late underclass.

However, it helps us describe the problem we are trying to solve. Our goal, in short, is a humane alternative to genocide. That is: the ideal solution achieves the same result as mass murder (the removal of undesirable elements from society), but without any of the moral stigma. Perfection cannot be achieved on both these counts, but we can get closer than most might think.

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 hours ago

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[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
 
[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

Luckily, CA voted to remain a slave state, so we can have affordable food on our plates again soon!

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

The fluttering of the moths
The crackling as they turn to wax and wick

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

Who's that red baddie?

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, ma'am, when the microbot system entered your husband's nose and initiated search-and-destroy mode, they erroneously chemically shredded your husband's brain. We sent you a 5% discount for your next procedure.

[–] eecobb@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

He didn't try to run, though

 
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