Agent Smith, and he has to be disgusted by everything all the time.
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Kev Quirk, one of the admins of Fosstodon (a Mastodon instance), destroys Meta in an email exchange.
May the disdain never fade until monopolies are destroyed.
I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.
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The Offspring. They always seemed to latch onto whatever sound was most popular at the time and regurgitated more of the same. Somehow they built an extremely successful career doing this.
To a certain extent I'm with you, obviously since I'm here. But at the same time, I think everyone needs to settle down a bit. Think about what a mass exodus would have actually done. Kbin/lemmy were overwhelmed with just this trickle, there's no way most of these hosts would have been able to stay afloat had several million came knocking. Not to mention Reddit admins would have collectively shit their pants. We don't need them to hyperfocus on this project, let them focus on burning their own house down.
Zuckerberg is already trying to sink his android hooks into the fediverse. That would be a disaster. It's a fine line of building this place up without letting it get ahead of itself. Reddit will take years to fade away. The fediverse needs that time to grow up properly so it doesn't implode.
In other words, chill my dude. Everything is fine.
They're trying so hard to lose my patronage, but they forgot I cancelled last year.