fjord_monkey

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If you cup your hand over your balloon knot and open and and close it rhythmically ( 🀌🏻🫴🏻🀌🏻🫴🏻🀌🏻🫴🏻) while you let 'er rip, you get a wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah sound.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More of a demigod

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

No... When I fart.

Can't be worse than a waterfall.

It's easy for rich people to avoid consequences in a legal system which was built to protect them.

A balanced diet refers to vegetables and grains and such not Oreos and candy.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He sounds like a twat. Why are you with him? Is he holding your mother hostage or something?

I'd go for a Samoyed. Like a husky but much better natured and hypoallergenic. But if I had to pick one or the other it'd be the husky. I literally live in the Arctic and a Pitbull would freeze it's nuts off.

I don't see femininity as good or bad per se. People should do what makes them happy. People like saying the world doesn't owe you anything, but that goes both ways. Life's too short to bend to other people's rules and conventions if they don't make you happy.

Personally, I'm a guy. I look like groundskeeper Willy with a dad bod. I enjoy typically masculine activities such as fishing, building furniture, and knife throwing, but I also enjoy making fancy cakes and taking care of my kids. My partner is a woman and largely very feminine but is also a machine learning god and loves hot rods and monster trucks.

They left it too late to do an emergency cesarian (staffing shortages at the hospital). Forceps pulled the head off. Makes me grateful that my partner was able to birth all of my extremely large children without complications.

[–] fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

The same thing happened at my local hospital a couple of years ago.

 

Poopy pants!

 

Score your last bowel movement! I just got a 6.

 
 
 
 
 

Fecal transplant for the win!

 

Plenty of sugar cane is grown in the states, why are you getting your sugar from corn.

 

So sad

 

Salto del pastor.

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