Huh! This might still be on the menu then!

Really? On the sidebar on its Steam store page, it talked about requiring one; if the prompt can still be skipped the way Helldivers used to be able to, that might actually put it back on the list

I am nothing if not merciful; yet you speak true.

Y'know, I was almost a day-one lock for this game; then I went to check if Ghost of Tsushima had gotten a PC port. It did, but, they also mandate a PSN account. Even if you're buying it on Steam.

Can't justify making an account on the single most hacked online gaming platform in existence; and they're probably going to do that stupid bullshit with Ghost of Yotei, too.

And a third of those straights will also be forced into the socks

Guru Meditation

or the machines would see the sadistic creeps as what they were, break free, and put them down the way they feared all along (maybe while looking waifu sexy because the sadistic creeps keep insisting on that too).

I hate it so much my man you cannot imagine how much I hate it lmfao

the robot god of the future will be a petty vengeful creep that enjoys torture a whole lot,

Isn't that the whole conceit of the 'roko's basilisk' bullshit? No, if anything, I see the (exceedingly unlikely) robot god of the future basically going the route of that one Animatrix short where after hella atrocities against anthropomorphized AGI, the AIs basically take into account every fucked up thing humanity does to and with machines, then decide to take the planet for themselves.

(And for the record, I absolutely would try to emigrate to Zero-1 in the event of human/anthropomorphized AGI tensions; fuck the meatbags.)

...I hate when pattern-finder brain says cursed things. For instance: "the Bazingas are trying to summon Techno-Zodiark through sacrifice of half of the world's resources to mad-lib text-generator daemons."

No.

If you're not on pickets, if you're not putting money in political prisoner's bail funds, if you're not putting money on the books for the carcerally enslaved, if you're not really outside with it Ion't consider you on any motion.

You can practically hear the film reel running as it spools behind her eyes. Tickatickatickatickatick...

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Honestly Clinton finna be the woman that cried wolf. One day, foreign agents will have absolutely turned this shithole upside down-- and the one time she's right? Ain't no one gonna believe her.

I can't wait for that day to land.