There’s only one way in the US, where most employment is at-will, to have a contract that prevents getting fired for a completely boneheaded reason.
/me bursts into chorus of L’Internationale and is dragged to the gate by admins, off-key singing the entire track listing of Chumbawamba’s “English Rebel Songs 1381–1914” dopplering off into the distance as I go.
name one.