Plain text accounting tickles the obsessive part of my brain that craves granular control over every minute detail of my money

If there were an easy way to get all of my bank, credit card, loan, tax, etc statements either via secure download or api with everything automatically imported to a platform I had full autonomy over I'd be more interested

Otherwise it's a lot of time investment for minor payoff imo

Is step sibling sex incest?

Man your wife's boyfriend is fertile

All of my returns are going to be yeet from now on

My code reviewers will respond to my commits with on god 🙏

My manager will do girl math to determine my next raise

#zoom

The path to salvation is filled with terrors and temptation

no cap

Can't wait to see Lil Yachty around work

Furbiden

Maybe I should step up and help her

Who's the wizard in the driver's seat

I've unironically done this on multiple tweets since the icon change

Zionist trash heap