[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Be excellent to each other

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Social Security is set to run out in the 2030s, and I fully expect the stock market to crash, effectively wiping out my 401k. As others have mentioned, resources like water will start to become scarce, inciting instability.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

NO MATH FOR YOU

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

It will be the hottest year on record

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

Barack Obama tried to do the same thing: https://time.com/3100248/high-speed-rail-barack-obama/

While I would love for this to be a reality, I just don't see it actually happening.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

I'M ON A BOAT

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

I have just the site for you:

Engrish.com

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

When using Google Maps for driving directions, you can swipe left and it will show/speak the next upcoming step. I had no idea about this and I've been using Google maps for ages.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

Yeah, they keep saying Trump self-reported his height and weight. Apparently he's lost 25 pounds since his presidency, according to CNN. I ain't buying that lol

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

I have a bad case of Resting Bitch Face and I got fired from my barista job at Starbucks for not smiling enough and because I apparently "always looked like I wasn't enjoying myself" while at work.

My "default" settings face just looks serious, sorry, I can't help it.

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