hansolo

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[–] hansolo -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

The US exported the Revolution to France.

Find Nick Cage and we can get the idea out of Ben Franklin's family vault where he kept all his porno mags.

Edit: kids, while the French Revolution was likely inevitable by 1779, and many factors mutually supportive between the two, French military involvement in the American Revolution kick started their timeline. Downvote all you like, history does support this. Literally, History (channel).

https://www.history.com/articles/how-did-the-american-revolution-influence-the-french-revolution

[–] hansolo 54 points 5 days ago (5 children)

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

[–] hansolo 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

[–] hansolo 39 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

[–] hansolo 50 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."

[–] hansolo 8 points 5 days ago

Not me, but my spouse. I love all the rugs they pick, we always agree, but I can't match or really even understand the excitement.

But if it's shopping for food in an open green market, sign me the fuck up.

[–] hansolo 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

[–] hansolo 2 points 6 days ago

Indeed I did! Thanks

[–] hansolo 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

[–] hansolo 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

[–] hansolo 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

F. This will be moved to an OSINT tool within a week, and scraped into a darkweb database by next Friday.

[–] hansolo 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying this is the outline of a square in the astral plane? Because it sounds like you're saying this is a square in the astral plane.

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