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Remember, he said on national daytime television he would date Ivanka.

Trump really is crazy.

EDIT: For the non-Filipinos reading this, Marcos family is the most hated family in the Philippines. So much so that when the late Ferdinand died, he was in Hawaii, exiled. The government refused to let his body be returned for four years. After that they didn’t let his body be buried until 2016. People protested his burial. To think anyone would believe the Marcos family is respected, indeed qualifies a a symptom of being crazy.

EDIT 2: I once had to explain why Confederate statues represented an offensive part of U.S. history to my immigrant grandmother by comparing them to a hypothetical status of Marcos being erected in her hometown.

You know that oath you pledged, that goes “do no harm”? Do you remember that?

The files that clearly don’t exist?

Get outta here!

Did they provide popcorn for the movie?

Famously someone went to prison for that.

I hate to say it, but couldn’t someone turn around and pass a bill making any action against Israel as antisemitism?

Pretty sure that is what Riker does.

Sports insiders said we could have avoided the 2016 election if NFL owners just let him buy the Bills.

I’m behind five years. I have literally 1,185 unlistened episodes in my podcatcher. I subscribe to a lot.

EDIT: That is 1,185 total, not of Mission Log. But yes, the majority is Mission Log.

I read this in the voice of Mr. Witherspoon from Bojack Horseman, which was Stephen Colbert.