yet none of the currently available tools seem to be anywhere near capable of it.
Exactly. It's not even capable of properly doing web development, imagine trying to use it to target environment requiring absolute optimisation... Or even just video games.
It's not even irony, it's just willful projection at this point. And it works.
It actually translates to boredom in every context!
Depends on their allegiance to the orange king
Facile: Tout le monde ne borde pas sa couette, et je dirais même que la plupart des gens ne la bordent pas
If something should work, but it doesn't, nuke all the caches before diving in the rabbit hole of debugging weird issues
Then they will someday wake up with a shock, because no amount of tech will stop 99% of the population from winning a revolution. That only happens in movies.
Plus, many countries would riot far before it gets to this point. We frenchies protested for years "just" because of our retirement being pushed a few years...