ilija

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Where's my cocaine, doc? in c/opossums@lemmy.world
[–] ilija@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No, no I know cat who can sell you cocaine

Where's my cocaine, doc? in c/opossums@lemmy.world
[–] ilija@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I know a cat for your problems.

Down under in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ilija@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

In Croatia police will come only if you know someone who is higher rank than them (or if you are higher rank than them)

No Kevin in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ilija@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How do you know that?

No Kevin in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ilija@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Cheddar is cheese

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[–] ilija@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

No, I'm afraid I'm negative

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[–] ilija@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I am positive AMA