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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

I read this, but it could be wrong

Printer ink is now the most expensive fluid that a civilian can purchase without a special permit. It's colored water that costs $10k/gallon, which means that you print out your grocery lists with liquid that costs more than the semen of a Kentucky Derby-winning stallion.

https://pluralistic.net/2025/02/26/ursula-franklin/

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Can a consumer buy antimatter?

If so, I finally have a reason to start a gofundme.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can a random consumer buy blood?

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

I remember using a managed laptop somewhere which had all those UWP apps broken. I guess something similar happened on that.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Its called fetching it.
Sometimes clicking a link to it doesn't work if it wasn't fetched at least once, so at least people will be able to subscribe to it now.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago

Amazon's alexa smart speakers had a bug a while ago where it would spit out everything it heard, even stuff you didn't say to it.
Fuck corporate IoT indeed.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

Just noticed, you're the 100th commenter!

You win absolutely nothing!

proof

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

Homeassistant for the win!

 

I'd recommend subscribing to !iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev instead : )

 

transcriptA meme using characters from SpongeBob. Man Ray holds a card labeled "My Computer" and says, "I'm an admin, right?" Patrick replies, "Yup." Man Ray continues, "And this file is admin locked." Patrick says, "Yup." Man Ray says, "I have admin access. And if that's the case, I can access this file." Patrick replies, "That makes sense to me." Man Ray says, "So let me access it." Patrick responds, "You need admin access."

 
 
[–] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 7 hours ago

And the borders!

 
 
 

I added it to lemmy federate, but it misses a few small instances.

 
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