istewart

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[–] istewart@awful.systems 20 points 1 month ago (10 children)

bahahahaha "judge every molecule." I can't believe I ever took this guy even slightly seriously.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

I am willing to bet the upshot here is that he has certain very specific ideas about how humidifiers can be improved, and of course will accept nothing less

[–] istewart@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try, but you're going to have to work a lot harder if you want to trick me into clicking on that. I lived through browsing peak Slashdot at -1, you know

[–] istewart@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

• Diligent application of Bayesian reasoning finally gains you the ability to fly, propelled by your own farts

[–] istewart@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

#include BidenThoughts.h

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cult will be the very last constituency to drop away, and likely form the majority of his hiring pool at this point, especially to replace the high-level attrition they suffered last year.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

Substantially, uh, wider than I expected. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. The bird flu is probably hitting that fellow's diet hard.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

Stellantis is circling the drain even more rapidly than Tesla. The 3rd-runner-up car makers of both the USA and Europe bonded together into one great big Megazord of mediocrity. Unsurprising they'd pull something like this.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago

A bit of a superpower, just a bit. A tiny little morsel, a sample of superpower, if you will.

If you gotta qualify it like that...

[–] istewart@awful.systems 3 points 1 month ago

the axe is bundled inside of cut-down pool noodles!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

Both based on desperately trying to find an application for linear algebra accelerators that can generate VC-scale inflated financial valuations, so, yeah

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