john_browns_beard

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I did this with a one gallon jar of pickles so I could turn it into a squirrel feeder. It was significantly cheaper than just buying an empty jar of the same size.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gottheimer is an unbelievable ghoul, unfortunately he's my representative and I just know he's going to be around for a fucking eternity.

Bro played everyone with a truly Machiavellian long con humiliation kink

Equally likely in the cursed year of our lord 2024 that somebody got paid $20 on Fiverr for that new logo

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this like a road trip with camping stops? Or are you backpacking? Sound like a blast either way, I'm doing an overnight hike in the Catskills next month and I'm already hyped out of my mind.

I've been in moose country like 3 times and have yet to see one in the wild. It's a minor bucket list item for me haha

I found a guy selling paw paws yesterday and was finally able to try them for the first time. Folks, we have been systematically deprived of an S-tier fruit by the evils of commercial farming. I nearly had an out of body experience.

The only downside is that I'm farting a LOT, those things have a ton of fiber in them.

Joker 4? I Hardly Even Know 'Er

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

They've since stated that the SS agent is the only one who fired.

My hot take guess is that this person was a second amendment open carry auditor, you are allowed to carry basically any firearm in Florida as long as you are actively fishing or traveling to/from the location you will be fishing.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I work at a flavor company, what we make will eventually be like 0.5% max of a finished food/beverage and almost all of it has zero risk of microbial contamination (due to formulation) before another company adds it to their product. If our plant had like 10% of the issues that Boar's Head has, we would have been shut down immediately by the FDA. I can't even begin to imagine how many people were paid off for this to go on for so long.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The best part about this frame is that it's his immediate reaction to Kamala saying that people were falling asleep at his rallies and leaving early lmao

The flying machines thirst for the blood of teenage war criminals

 

The link is not 100% but two hunters eating from the same deer population and falling ill at around the same time is extremely unlikely to be a coincidence.

We are essentially one mutation away from this spreading between humans and that would be very, very bad.

 

Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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