kezza596

joined 1 year ago
[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And yet it's still a dreadful mugshot.

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two.

Once I dreamt I was stabbed, and I can still feel the sensation of a blade tearing my flesh, despite having never had more than a nick.

Plus a super real, super long dream that spanned decades. I lived an entire other life. I grew up with a best friend either named Emma, or Emily. I saw her every day. We grew up together, had families alongside each other, lived our entire lives. I still miss her, despite the fact that she never existed.

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Patiently waiting for party parrot to make its way over

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see the giraffe is following animal crossing fashion of placing glasses absolutely nowhere near their eyes

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Trying to explain this to non native English speakers at my work is hilarious. It's a rule that I don't even know the parameters of. It just is!

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

4th July is of no note in the UK. Working, doing the same as any other day!

[–] kezza596@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

First post on the page when I just started using wefwef. Thought I'd been invaded by ads already!