kmartburrito

How did you get into that pipeline? I've never gotten one of those emails

My thinking exactly as well.

It's spin if they are not adjusting how and who they poll as technology advances and as new generations enter the voting pool.

If they're only polling people who pick up an unknown phone call, they're going to get mainly boomers and geriatrics. Younger generations in general screen their phone calls and don't answer unknown numbers, and, let's face it, phone calls are a terrible engagement mechanism anymore.

I'm a xennial and I have Google's call screening feature - I never answer unknown numbers, and look closely at the caller's intentions even before accepting any calls. I would love to participate in this unicorn that is a presidential poll, but I'm not doing it through an unsolicited phone call.

Edit - then you have this use of polling also

As a cybersecurity professional, I appreciate that he says for security purposes to call him directly with the details.

If he was really trolling though he should include a hyperlink to click.

Pretty sure he is a retired police captain

Hopefully it involves parachuting dogs

It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat

Nobody poops like me, let me tell you, the load is yuge, biggest loads in history. Accordion hands throughout

I put funny tags on accounts like this so that I can easily identify them. I can't repeat this account's tag as I wouldn't want the operator to feel like I'm attacking their character, but your experience has been mine as well.

Gonads and strife

They're fantastic! Ours is a tub shroom.

They're fantastic until your 9 year old takes the rubber plug with hair in it and drops it down the drain.

We're waiting on a plumber to come snake it out. However, that aside, they really are fantastic at catching the hair. 100% recommended.

Also, talk to your kids about not dropping shit into the drains (hair, objects, and/or shit) and make sure they know it's not a bottomless void.

Education is important 😂

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