Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.

Yeah. That's more like Miracle Whip.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.

There are FOUR parts!

Dude from high school contacted me out of nowhere. "You seem like you're good with people. I've got an opportunity for you!" Me: "I'm an engineer with autism, what do you think?"

He seemed truly surprised that I wouldn't jump at the opportunity. And to top it off, he never could tell me exactly what he was trying to sell.

I was expecting the final box to say "You never had a soul to begin with!"

You should probably use dough. Your hand would get severely burnt. /s