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[–] lockhart@lemmy.ml 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

At least God didn't say Bad Request

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

First I'll ask on heavenoverflow what's wrong. If it's too complicated to fix I'll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

404 - Heaven not found

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can't afford to have any more outages or we'll miss all our SLAs!

[–] Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/

[–] 1984 5 points 7 months ago

Lols :)

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Damn, the Talos principle was a good game

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

More like 503.

[–] passepartout@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In my case it's more like something from the 400 range

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 3 points 7 months ago

403, oof.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

"Let's see your nginx logs and config. They'll point us in the right direction...Oh did you mean to have the 'human_suffering' option set? Yeah... It's that on by default and you have to intentionally override it."

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago

I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

In the old times, it’s 402

[–] MP3Martin@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

4xx is when you do something wrong

5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

[–] FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment

[–] FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Try the stairway

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

That's just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Can't hear "God" over the sound of the chainsaw