loomi

joined 1 year ago
[–] loomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is why I only read books from the library

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] loomi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What a lovely story about kitty

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Woooosh! I, Loomi, wave my magic wand for you and there are no more men over 6 feet.

I have done this for you, but you, you are still you.

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.

Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷‍♀️

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They forced settlers out of Gaza like 15 years ago as a peace measure. Fat good it did them

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

My last colonoscopy so like 2 years old.

Which begs the question, why haven’t you had your colonoscopy? You are too old to not have had one and jello in an acceptable color is on the okay foods list.

Also barf

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Like did we believe in dinosaurs in the 1980s? Yes. Yes we did. Was our dinosaur theory up to today’s current science, no. But we knew dinosaurs existed.

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