moonlake
joined 4 years ago
What are some of your favourites so far?
These pantry moths are fucking with my karma smh. I'm never gonna escape the cycle of saṃsāra at this rate 
Getting stunlocked in the grocery store because there's too many different types of fruit
Rest in Power 
Brace tells the story about his time in Syria 
My removedober game this year is Dying Light 2. The first Dying Light is one of my favourite games. This sequel is not hitting as hard as the first game so far but it's still okay. Smashing zombies with a baseball bat will always be fun.
you can preorder it now, production will start in November: https://chapotraphouse.store/products/no-pasaran
It's gonna be Kamabla and it's not even close.
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The job of the USA president is to look good on TV. That's literally the entire job. Or at least to not look like a complete fucking idiot. You can bomb a hospital like Obama did, you just have to look presidential while doing it. Kamabla is the perfect candidate because she puts a progressive face on a genocidal empire.
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Americans yearn for brunch. They don't care that the horrors will continue happening. They just don't want to hear about the horrors. They think "if we elect adults in the room, then we no longer have to hear about all the horrible shit that our country is doing."
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People want to feel good about themselves. They want to feel like their country has a future. Electing the first woman president, who is also a POC, is a feel-good story. When USA does horrible things, it allows libs to say "This is not my fault, I voted for the black lady." She is a part of an oppressed minority, therefore it's physically impossible for her to be a genocidal oppressor who does the same shit as all presidents before her. Get ready for Woke Fascism™.
"The battle bus waits for no man."
~John Fortnite
First day of autumn 
Comfychads we are so back 
Maybe this is a sign from the universe telling you to 
watermark on my memes? Preferably in MS Paint, as gods intended.
one day I'll learn to make memes in something other than MS Paint and then it's over for you fuckers 
NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001, to warn Americans that Weezer completely sucks now, astonished sources confirmed.
“I’ve spent nearly 10 years developing my time machine for the sole purpose of preventing the impending disaster that is Raditude,” Tankowitz told security from just underneath the window of a live taping of TRL. “I knew it worked when I arrived in Times Square and saw an advertisement for the Green Album in a window. Please, you have to let me upstairs to talk to Carson Daly so I can warn everyone. This all starts with a song about Beverly Hills, and trust me, it’s all downhill from there.”
Dr. Tankowitz was arrested 20 minutes after police received multiple reports that a man in a lab coat was yelling at teen girls outside of MTV studios.
“Ranting lunatics are pretty commonplace in this town, so I wouldn’t put any faith into what he’s saying,” said arresting officer Jim Esposito. “I mean, come on: a time traveler, claiming that Weezer will become a sophomoric caricature of their former selves? No way is this guy for real. Rivers and the boys are always going to rock.”
Despite assurances from the police that there was no cause for alarm, some witnesses admitted they found Tankowitz’s words somewhat unnerving.
“He was going on about how Weezer would devolve into writing uninspired synth arrangements, juvenile lyrics, hokey talk-rapping, and chasing popular trends well below their demographic,” said TRL fan Megan Jacobiski, who was verbally accosted by Tankowitz. “But once he said that they were eventually going to record a watered down cover of Toto’s ‘Africa’ as a response to some running joke, I knew he was full of shit. What’s next, the Red Sox winning the World Series?”
Despite his claims, Tankowitz was eventually deemed harmless by NYPD and released on his own recognizance. At press time, records show he was typing coordinates into a metal box for February 25, 1993, claiming that if no one was going to listen to him, he could at least try to kill James Hetfield to prevent Metallica from making any more records.
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