mysticpickle

You're one of those retards that would set off explosives in dry brush for a baby gender reveal party right?

If I'd known seat belts would keep me from flying out of a car during a crash I would have worn one!

Washing helps since glyphosate is pretty polar in structure meaning it'll dissolve into water pretty readily.

Bad news is its half-life in water is anywhere from a few days to 91 days so if you're living in an area that gets it's water supply anywhere near where people are spraying that shit on the regular you might be kinda fukt anyways 💀

https://www.npic.orst.edu/factsheets/archive/glyphotech.html

I didn't say anything about "turns".

For me it would effectively be like skipping the queue.

Is this formuladank? No... I'm in the right place. Also, what?

I love this guy. He's the perfect mix of erudition and awkward humor :>

Dunno, sounds more like it was passive aggressive signal that he wasn't interested in the conversation to me.

I feel that, looks like they might taste like one of those carnival lollipops :>

Okay, so I posted initially to correct your false statement that:

Children were never eating tide pods either.

What you said was demonstrably false.

You then tried to walk that back by saying those ingestions were unintentional and posted a link to a consumer reports article about adults with dementia eating tide pods.

Now you are following it up by implying it applies to cognitively delayed teenagers.

Are you saying that your initial statement about children never eating tide pods is true based on this?

Because there are actual videos of (probably) non-cognitively delayed teenagers doing this.

I don't understand why you've chosen this hill to die on. Is this one of those things where you're so sure you're right you can't admit you were wrong? :o

Title of your link:

Liquid Laundry Detergent Pods Pose Lethal Risk for Adults With Dementia

For all those teenagers with dementia XD

How does one unintentionally eat a tide pod? So you tell the guy when you're checking in at the ER "Homie and I were just playing catch with a tide pod and I was yelling at cousin Mabel to get off the dang roof and it just dropped into my mouth and I swallowed. It was a one in a million shot doc. One in a million."

More likely they did it intentionally and didn't want to admit to it to avoid embarrassment. That or one of their dumb buddies thought it'd be funny based on some Tiktok they saw so they dropped one into someone's bowl of Doritos.

Either way all I was doing was correcting a false statement you made about children never eating tide pods. Because they surely did.

I do this with the windows button on my gaming rig