Not excited enough. They may be common, but they're still birds.
It's like 1900 when my eyelids drop.
I prefer not to touch strangers so I don't shake hands if I can get away with it. Most people are content with a smile and wave, especially since covid. I apply this to everyone, but for context I am a woman.
He carries all his books in the bags under his eyes.
How many times I've been right when my husband and I have differing recollections of something.
Piercings and tattoos. Gaming. Not wanting kids.
I don't look very alternative so all these things surprise people if it comes up in casual conversation.
I love you.
No licking!
Baths are not the enemy.
Stop acting like you're dying when I trim your nails, it's for your own good.
There is nothing to be scared of.
You should try to make dog friends at the park instead of just finding the nearest human who will pet you.
You can have that piece of cheese, I promise there isn't a pill hidden in it this time.
You don't own the sidewalk or the park across the street, it's none of your business if there are other dogs there.
You are the cutest floof in the world, I love you so much.
Rice with sunny side up eggs and soy sauce. Pop those yolks, mix, mmmmm.
This was my parents' idgaf meal, and as a kid I loved it both because I didn't get it often, and because it had no veggies.
...yes, and? I don't want to work on site. My WFH schedule is flexible enough that I don't need an “extra day free”. I don't think it's worth it. Working fewer days isn't always better for everyone.
Just because someone is unsuccessful in killing you doesn't mean it's okay that they continue to try though.
I used to use Sync for the other site, but despite all the hype for Sync for lemmy I don't feel the need to try it when Connect meets all my needs.
I've seen people using other apps wishing that their app had this feature or that feature. Well Connect already has that built in! Spread the good word, lemmings!
noseatbelt
joined 1 year ago
Canadian costco has poutine.