omega_x3

joined 2 years ago
[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Daddy why does that old man stink so bad. Don't worry it's time for his diaper to be changed

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I thought the one child was trying to block the smell coming from the diaper of the other child.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Get to eating and stuffing those beavers

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've been playing a bunch of Indiana Jones lately and keep finding myself going out of my way to kill every Nazi and fascist I come across even going out of my way to backtrack and get a few.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain the Simpsons ended the same year Futurama started. Anyone that says otherwise is lieing to you.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He gets Botox injections in his throat to help with his vocal cords. If only there were other ways that purposely getting injected with dead or weakened virus could help people.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

A toaster is a death ray just with a much smaller power supply

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

US coins won't work you small ball bearings

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The permit to do work in an electric cabinet without turning off the power used to also be called a hot work permit, mainly because it was the same from.

Now work near live power more than 24VDC is banned unless the power is keeping someone alive, or the person performing the work is a contractor.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At first I was pissed thinking I don't want to live in Virginia or Maryland then I was like why the hell is Maryland south of Virginia?

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Fake news, everyone knows the Christians started all those fires.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

No then they will start looking for your golden goose

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