ouRKaoS

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[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 1 month ago

I work 3rd shift, the darkness doesn't bother me. I hate it when it's daylight when I go to work and daylight when I come home.

When DST flips, I get an extra hour of work and my sleep schedule goes to shit for a week.

[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 1 month ago

I was about to say if you put something in the bed, I bet it would pop a wheelie and spin in circles!

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[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 1 month ago

It's just a prank, bro! Ha, hah! Now you have a giant piece of e-waste and you're out a thousand dollars! TikTok will love this! Imma go viral!

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[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they're trying to win over young male Trump voters, they should be playing CoD.

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 1 month ago

He seems fun, did you get his number?

[–] ouRKaoS 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The speed of their windshield wipers.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago

Make America Robble Robble Again!

[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 month ago

Don't eat the crab dip!

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago

...why does this feel like the part of the story just before the [REDACTED] show up?

[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 1 month ago

What about Kenneth instead of Keith?

You could even call him Kenneigh for short!

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes...

I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.

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