ouRKaoS

joined 1 year ago
[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 1 month ago

I can never keep up with all these flags...

[–] ouRKaoS 13 points 1 month ago

They should just make all their data open source and release it to the public so it can be properly preserved!

/s

[–] ouRKaoS 17 points 1 month ago

Organizing my downloads has been on my to do list for... Four, I think? Yeah, four... phones...

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago

Well, my corn maze just got really weird...

[–] ouRKaoS 5 points 1 month ago

Still better odds than winning the lottery!

[–] ouRKaoS 12 points 1 month ago

For every time someone eats gas station sushi, someone has to eat a PB&J from a 5-Star restaurant to maintain the balance of the universe; otherwise you get weird things happening like The Fruit of the Loom logo losing the cornucopia, or Donald Trump becoming president.

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 1 month ago

They also led me to believe that quicksand would be a bigger hazard in everyday life.

[–] ouRKaoS 137 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Suck my dick and balls. I'm shit posting on Lemmy!

[–] ouRKaoS 66 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kickle Cubicle was high on my list of "was that game hard AF or was I just a kid"

I'm pleased to say that as an adult, I did a hell of a lot better at that game!

...fuck everything about Milon's Secret Castle, though...

[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 month ago

Never heard of "High Noon"?

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