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a knife once got stuck in out kitchen drawer.

after an hour of trying to get that drawer open with an arsenal of tools we surrendered and smashed a hole in the drawer from below.

The new ceramic knifes which caused the incident were collateral damage.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

Ineffective ass potato masher.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

What would you recommend for mashing ass-potatoes?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 21 minutes ago

For ass potatoes you need a ricer.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago

I don't think "audio off" was ever a reason.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

This really grates my cheese

[–] CartographerOne@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

For me it’s the bakery gloves

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What are bakery gloves? I've never heard of that before, and Google was not helpful.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 3 points 58 minutes ago
[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Literally had this 15 mins ago

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

you'd think i'd have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you'd be wrong if you thought that.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

That's uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Dang I can't un-see that now. Its like the FedEx arrow.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE POTATO MASHA!

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Ty be fair, sometimes it's the upside-down spatula.

[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I’ve been wondering the same thing profesor.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I simply don't put these in a drawer.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.

I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

don't do that. dm me but don't do that

[–] ouRKaoS 49 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 68 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.

Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 37 points 14 hours ago

Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Do you have any idea what jars of teeth go for these days???

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Bro eating good tonight

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 points 12 hours ago

Forgot the upside down spatula.

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