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Back in my day, coaches didn't let you have water, because it was a sign of weakness that you needed "a break", and it was the water filling your stomach that actually caused the cramps...

How do I volunteer as tribute?

There's a place near me that makes "Crispy Phillies", essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Mai Shiranui says their fanservice game is weak.

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

But they'll continue singing forever, they just won't know what they're singing anymore.

For my American brethren:

Hmm?

Hm mm.

Hmm?

Mm hmm.

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.

Bulk ordered from Ali Express

So I'm the only one here old enough to have watched "In the Heat of the Night"?

4. Sell watches for 100K while your wife says everyone is poor

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