ouRKaoS

joined 2 years ago
[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Find the saddest looking sample lady, have a nice conversation with her about whatever weird thing she's sampling, and grab me one.

...I bet it's going to be some weird cream cheese dip.

[–] ouRKaoS 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whoops... You're right.

I'm using the fact that I've been awake for 20 hours as an excuse for my lack of reading abilities.

I shall leave my mistake there to remind me to go to sleep. (After Doom scrolling for a few hours...)

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 day ago

Currently Lawful Good, but have been debating buying a 40" to wall mount above my setup & become Chaotic Neutral.

[–] ouRKaoS 44 points 1 day ago (5 children)

shortly after he was fired from the Justice Department, where he worked as an international affairs specialist in the department’s criminal division

The cop, who investigates cops, was so pissed off that he just threw the first thing he could get a hold of...

I can't even come up with a proper analogy for how far off the rails this is.

[–] ouRKaoS 8 points 1 day ago

You can't make people afraid of the bogeyman if someone keeps turning on the lights

[–] ouRKaoS 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This D&D alignment chart is weird...

[–] ouRKaoS 8 points 1 day ago

Lick

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[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 1 day ago

OF model Barbie.

In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 day ago

Teenage me had access to $1 Junior bacon cheeseburgers. I have ordered 10+ on multiple occasions.

Paying $30 for one burger would not have happened.

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I read that like 25 years ago in college, so makes sense why I don't quite remember.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can remember them talking about trying to turn him back and him becoming very angry, but I don't remember how he got turned in the first place.

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