ouRKaoS

joined 1 year ago
[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 1 month ago

Yoshi could do the same.

Pikachu handing out lightning bolts might be OP, though.

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 1 month ago

Besides the screaming.

...and the shit in your pants.

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Technology is magic. I know how to operate a lot of it, but I have no idea of the inner workings. I'm poking my fingers on a lighted piece of glass with liquid inside to type this message... And that works because some wizards a thousand miles away are using angry rocks to boil water to make domesticated lightning.

The veil lifts too easily and I hate it.

[–] ouRKaoS 9 points 1 month ago

By your powers combined, I am Captain Cancer!

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 1 month ago

If there's not a client app called "Ticked", I will be.

[–] ouRKaoS 1 points 1 month ago

Man I love this company!

Ended up buying the 2024 Election pack -- 100% of the proceeds are going to people who didn't vote in 2020, apologize, and set up a voting plan.

[–] ouRKaoS 4 points 1 month ago

Stage 6 is when you're too important for meetings, and if you show up to one everyone is terrified.

[–] ouRKaoS 12 points 1 month ago

Alternative Facts Deluxe™ - Now with pictures!

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FedTok sounds like a government spy program

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 1 month ago

If you dump a game cartridge, Nintendo can kill your wife.

[–] ouRKaoS 11 points 1 month ago

That's it! I'm writing a letter!

Dear Assfaces...

[–] ouRKaoS 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Despite your (and my) personal feelings about this type of media consumption, it's the current mainstream thing and could be a driving force into making federated platforms more visible. There's a million FakeTok apps out there, it'll be interesting to see what happens when a decentralized competitor hits the market.

As much as I hate it, I feel like I need to participate to make sure it gains enough traction to matter...

FOR SCIENCE!

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