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Loved that movie as a kid! I have an anniversary edition DVD of it somewhere, because my VHS copy broke in the mid 90's from rewinding too much

I just hope they stay in the deep sea...

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Onions, mushrooms, & mustard...

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no... I remember last time...

Apply directly to the buttocks!

Hogfather is such a great piece of work

Are you saying they should...

Let it Go

There's no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Knock knock.

Who's There?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could Yodel!

Wow, I've heard both of these with different punchlines:

• Lettuce out, it's cold in here!

• Because it didn't have the guts.

The old man's name:

Inigo Montoya