This made me think of All Creatures Great and Small. Feels like they're always reaching into a cow's butthole or something.
I just realized I don't think I've ever seen arm hair on a black person.
My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I've been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don't have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn't wasted. It also means that my trash doesn't smell, which is nice.
What if you spiralized a hot dog, made fried mac and cheese balls and put them on top with some cheese sauce, and then eat it like spaghetti and meatballs?
That kid is about 45 years old.
The People's Joker prequel?
But that's the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.
I don't know if it's intentional, but there's a very interesting visual pun here.
I'm not talking about thousands of years ago, but I guess you're responding to a comment about thousands of years ago. Maybe we don't disagree, but it's all too common for modern-day colonizers to try and dismiss their very recent actions as if it were ancient history.
I'm cutting all ties with your mother-in-law because of this. Unacceptable behavior.
I want to go to a rat cafe
How did you type that backwards 'd'?