porcelainpitcher

... 🤨 Where you live?

Fuuuuck. It's so true it hurts. Satire, sometimes, is only funny for a second.

Yeah! Something about people walking on a bridge. But with this pic¿? I was like naaaaahhh that's BallShapedMan!

My homepage has been wigging out today and I saw a post by PugJesus on History porn but this was the thumbnail & I thought: "You can't fool me, BallShapedMan!" Great job.

Yes

Welp! It's where you belong 😆

slaps table Thank you. I was trying to figure out why it looked kinda familiar. I'm playing NG+ and gearing up for the DLC! (I know I'm late to the party but I'm super psyched!)

Still poison. But if you had a cut/open wound on your skin or in your mouth/digestive tract venom would still be effective.

I don't need any more motivation to adopt dogs but these descriptions are fabulous. They're even better if they get a pooch a forever home.

Doot for update

I'm a native English speaker & I also read it and was like "Who else is engaging in this madness?!" If I've learned anything: It seems if we're reading and it doesn't make sense we'll assume the "they" is of the person; not that the writer has omitted anyone.

This is frickn hilarious