Undercover office Potty - SNL 🤣

Nah, Portland's guy is the unipiper!

Wish I would have walked out of The Blair Witch Project.

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

I totally get that, but for what it's worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

How TF is that bike (or any) $15k?!? Does it come with a bike path concierge on every trip?

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don't know, I think there's room for appropriate change here;

• Twater
• Twit'er
• Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they've devolved from Twitter!?

Tap to close is great!

I think the issue is Connect not differencing tap vs long press; where long press would not close, and could then be used for scrolling, zooming, and screen activity to prevent screen timeout.

Great article! Thanks for the share.

Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?