https://maddymakesgamesinc.itch.io/celeste64

There. Instead of a useless blogspam "article", here's a link to the game.

Oil floats on water.

1. cover yourself in water

2. wait for it to oil

3. sink

~~Early Access~~ games should never have a battle pass or cash item shop.

That's the point though. It's really good to have a website selling DRM-free FLAC music instead of "streaming" it to you for a subscription fee. If "Songtrdr" fucks up bandcamp I'm going back to pirating indie releases which sucks but if they aren't gonna sell me DRM free uncompressed files...

No way in hell they're gonna still be supporting the Series S in five years.

BG3 has plenty of bugs, some of them game breaking. Look at the litany of fixes they delivered in each patch. It's not about that. It's about releasing a game that isn't a "service", and just a purely high quality game - tactical combat that works well, characters with good writing, a solid plot hook, a distinct graphical style, phenomenal voice acting and mocap (which matter more for this genre than they would in, say, a third person shooter).

Child sexual abuse material - underage porn. For obvious reasons, you don't want this to be something you're hosting automatically out of your basement server.

You don't need a switch (hacked or otherwise) to use yuzu. The "dump the keys from your own console" stuff is cover-your-ass doctrine, the keys are easily available online

71% off a game with more f2p garbage than an actual f2p game. It's got it all folks, mtx, battle passes, level boosts, cosmetics, the works - all for the low low price of letting the devs stick their hands in your wallet!

Your hypothetical strapped 495 people to train tracks, you absolute monster! Statically, about forty of those 495 have serious chronic back pain, too. You obviously don't care about the disabled. Be more careful next time when changing the number of doors in a Monty Hall problem!

They do. Also you can play the pirated version online, there's no DRM. Good on you for buying it though, it's the kind of game it's good to support

It's the same game with the same microtransactions and the same community and the same devs. It's totally valid to leave your negative review on Steam. Nothing he said is fixed by launching the game through steam, lol.