and some people still claim it’s not a genocide

and remember to steal from corporations, not people

wie kann man überhaupt noch cdu wählen

wie offen menschenfeindlich müssen die noch werden?

oder findet deutschland so anti menschen nazi scheiße wirklich so geil?

at least FaceID is locally stored and not in the cloud

I’m in a long distance relationship. When i’m with my boyfriend his cat is the most loving and affectionate animal i’ve ever met in my life. She loves me more than him. To the point where she cries if she isn’t allowed to sit on the bed when i play xbox.

On facetime she keeps showing me her butt.

“you’re the worst chancellor i’ve ever heard of”

“but you have heard of me”

i’m so sick of these goddamn tankies

they’re literally just fascists painted red

fair enough, but a pig wouldn’t go out of their way to attack someone based on their skin colour or gender expression

don’t compare cops to pigs. Pigs are beautiful and intelligent creatures who would never hurt anyone.

if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die

that almost sounds like… anticapitalist propaganda! Can’t have that! Back to your cubicle, worker #33458!

i’m gonna go one further:

i think everybody should be allowed to live a decent enough life, whether they can work or not.