this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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In fairness, it's only £25,000, but considering it was listed as a one bedroom residential property...

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Very conservative property for those looking to replace their carbon footprint with footprints in the sand!

Book a walk-through today!

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Book a poke your head in today

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Step in at your earliest convenience!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This is essentially like buying an rv parking spot on the lakeside in a campground, at any time of year no matter how busy it is, you can turn up.and your spot and your shit is right there. Taking my family to the beach would be a whole lot less of a ball ache if I knew I had my spot, with the buckets and spades and frisbees and towels and shit already there. Somewhere to sit and get out of the sun, no taking giant umbrellas or folding gazebos and stuff. Turn up, open the doors, open the cooler... enjoy the day.

If I were moderately wealthy this would be a nice thing to have.

[–] CatsGoMOW@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I assumed it was just a little changing booth for people on the beach to use.

[–] deadcream@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Thumbnail pic looks like public toilet to me.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The tiny house version of "get off my lawn"!

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

This is one of those British changing booths where everyone has their own changing booth for some reason. Which is why the front is made of windows.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usually so many bad real estate toilets, and now I just wonder how far away it is.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The beach is just a giant litter box.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Truly a paradise for my cat

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

For £25,000 you can be essentially homeless, a cot in a shack lol

[–] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is just a beach hut on the South coast of the UK - probably somewhere near Bournemouth. They're pretty common - usually hired out for a day or so, to let you chill out by the sea with some shelter. I imagine buying one of these and renting it out is pretty lucrative.

[–] VioletTeacup@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes I know. But it was listed as a one bedroom house, which it decidedly is not.

[–] thevoyagekayaking@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

The answer to that is probably because there's no suitable category for this property on the site.

i’ve literally walked past that lil hut!

[–] radix@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I thought this was a porta-potty.