rothaine

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[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Don't teachers have to pay for stuff out of pocket a lot of times?

Yep. But at least you can claim that on your taxes! Only up to $300 per year though.

(Spoiler alert: it's always more than $300 a year)

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Lathe of Heaven by LeGuin is pretty short, and great

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Y'all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don't throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.

"We can either raise the minimum wage to $22--"

Conservative: "NOOOOO don't WANT THAT, don't want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS"

"--Or implement UBI. How does that sound?"

"...Ok."

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Seems like that should be illegal

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Dons boomer hat

Well we all know women can't drive either, am I right fellas?

Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok. Which is yours? What's your pitch?

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Where along the DNC's journey to the right do you hop off? Is it never? When do you hop off the electoral trend and join the Revolutionary trend?

And what is this revolutionary trend doing? Is there a plan? Because "let's get Trump elected and hope for the best" really isn't a great pitch

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can we convince them that billionaires are eating pets

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol you're the one not making any sense, but sure

 

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