sarsaparilyptus

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[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What you do is take a screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180° in MSPaint, set it as the background, hide and move the taskbar, hide desktop icons, and set the screen rotation to landscape flipped in the display settings. You'll get a desktop that appears normal but can't be interacted with, and a cursor that moves upside down and backwards. Rotate your victim's mouse the wrong way around if they're gullible and they'll think the mouse messed everything up,

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He who does not pirate software steals from himself

Maybe they'll start proofreading their comments too.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Because Lemmy hasn't been ruined quite yet

"Alternative facts"

The Android Open Source Project and all of its resources wouldn't go anywhere, it would just lose its biggest parasite.

Both of the people who ever bought the Bandai Wonderswan Color will be delighted to know the Golden Axe port is decent

Don't be sanctimonious about your choice in cell phone, it's weird. Also, I'm typing this from a phone that has a headphone jack and a microSD slot

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

^eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee^

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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