[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago

I believe it. A childhood friend of mine had totaled like 7 (very cheap) cars by the time he turned 25.

After a particularly brutal crash, he was diagnosed with epilepsy after having an absence seizure in the presence of an ER nurse.

Hasn't wrecked since.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 months ago

English does it too, but we use ancient Greek and Latin to do it.

Hydro gen - water maker

Dis aster - bad star

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 months ago

Just give us modding tools before leaving this game in the dust 😭

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

I mean it's a gun that fires continuously with a single trigger pull. How is that not a machine gun? Yeah it's a machine pistol that'll spend a clip in 3 seconds, but it's still a machine gun.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

Bruh sometimes you need to feed the caveman part of your brain. Smart people know that. The unga bunga spectacle is why you go.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

100% this. I used to work at a company that sold software that mechanical engineers used all day, every day in a certain field. Our app looked like the last pic but with better alignment.

People who are competent want all the things on their screen all at once all the time. They also want keyboard shortcuts.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A simulator for callping customer support. The goal is to eventually talk to God, or the simulation creator, or whatever supreme being is responsible for this mess.

The game takes place entirely in your apartment. You're equipped with a phone book and a corded phone with a long cord. it's the 80s or 90s. You have to carry out various troubleshooting tasks that get more insane as you punch through layers of bureaucracy. You also have to manage your anger meter otherwise you risk cursing and the cs agent hangs up on you.

Days should progress kinda like persona 5, and there should be a time limit. The stakes should be comically low.

Save points involve getting callback numbers after you've got to a higher level of management.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I use it all the time. I'm an engineer though so it doesn't really counteract what you're saying.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 months ago

Life became a lot kinkier when I learned knots.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 months ago

I'd still be a programmer. I'd work on open source projects 100% of the time. It's something I love to do.

Man's got to eat though. I still work in an area that makes the world slightly less shitty though, so it's not all bad.

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