shottymcb

joined 1 year ago
[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Amazing what passes for a "decent back garden" in the UK. My "back garden" is a 1/4 acre (1000m^2 ) on a property worth $140k USD including the 1200ft^2 (120m^2 ) house.

On the downside my exterior walls are made of glue and sawdust, and my interior walls are made of paper and powdered gypsum.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Considering Russia's past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we're probably better off without them.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He had to look up the word sex.

[–] shottymcb@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Normal people don't view children as sexual beings, so their junk just isn't any different than their foot. Parents especially. I see my daughter's vagina several times a day, frequently covered in poop. It doesn't register any differently than any other part of her that needs cleaning.

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