shukufuku

joined 1 year ago
[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is it "happy 9/11" or "merry 9/11"?

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

That guy has never done anything to help me

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 months ago

They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Both gram negative, I'd assume

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 115 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (10 children)

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You aren't taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

 
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