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[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

sorry i had to log in to confirm - are you not using plungers? are you not using plungers every time that the toilet is clogged? oh-shit 100% of the time?

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago
[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look at Mr Fancy Plunger Pants over here. Got money and room for a dedicated toilet unblocking majigger. Probably take big poops just so you can satisfiedly unblock the pooper again without using your hands.

Some of us just get our hand in there and get the job done, when my toilet blocked regularly I just used a bin bag as arm protection 'cause it's what we had. Can't all live in a big plunger castle like yerself yer majesty.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

upon revisiting this - i have decided i am not working class but instead a part of the petty boogie-woogie and to maintain this status i am going to start a luxury plunger business with manufacturing set up off-shore somewhere