skulblaka

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[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just went and read the entire article. That's pretty much spot on. Journalist sneaks into Amazon warehouse with a camera, interviews drivers, gets caught, and then has the idea to sell bottles of piss (real piss? Fake piss? Empty bottle? It's not specified) on Amazon. Which some people then buy and then an Amazon automated service contacted him about boosting his business.

There's also a bonus bit in there about his daughters being able to buy knives and rat poison from Alexa without any age verification.

It brings up some notable points in the age verification section, and it brings up some notable points about life as a delivery driver, but as far as the actual product is concerned it's hard to paint Amazon as the bad guy this time. This is clearly a ridiculous item. If you're shopping and you click on and order a clearly labeled bottle of piss, when it arrives on your doorstep that's your own problem.

That said though if just anybody can post and sell literally anything, even things like that, and Amazon does nothing to monitor what they're selling through their site - well, Amazon is going to get flooded with garbage and scams sooner rather than later.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

You write things and read like you fucking want

That's the last lesson you have to learn before becoming fluent in English, especially American English. If you put a Cajun, a Yankee, a Brit and an Australian in the same room, despite all four of them allegedly speaking the same language you'll be lucky to communicate more than a sentence or two between the lot of them.

There are certain rules to be followed in English but a solid 45% or more of our "rules" are more like "subtext" and can be freely ignored, changed, or customized based on location and current company.

As for the "Why, English?" that's because English is a stolen mishmash hodgepodge of 14 different languages where we took the cool and useful words and bastardized them into unrecognizability. English more than any other is a patchwork language. We didn't invent shit, merely reappropriated other people's words in true classic English fashion.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Welcome to Randy Random's Drive Thru, here's your double burger and onion rings, that'll be $12.89 please thanks"

Actually though, the speed of this place would be legendary

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

The wiki for Bird Box told me a hell of a lot more about what was going on than the actual movie did.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty much spot on. This imaginary man also owns a truck too big to park and will assault you for being gay and/or brown. People just like him populate moderate swaths of the American South and make other minor appearances farther north.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Maybe I'm just missing something here but I can't think of what part of discord's UI could be considered convoluted. It's a list of servers with a list of channels in them. You also have a list of DMs. End of story. Everything you need is right there in front of you.

It's miles better than any IRC client I ever used, which is the most direct comparison between Discord and "the good old days" of the internet. And I liked IRC a lot.

I understand having issues with Discord's corporate backing or having issues with how it's difficult to find files or specific posts. Because it isn't a forum, it was never really intended for that. But I think it's a bit disingenuous to say the UI is complex, convoluted and impractical, because it's actually none of those things. Discord has done its best to keep up with people misusing their platform as a forum, as they should, because that's what the userbase wants (even if they're using the product "wrong"). But the core functionality of what it's supposed to do is wide open right in front of you and is highly intuitive.

Do correct me if I'm wrong though, I'm curious to hear what people have to say about this. There's always a possibility that I'm some savant who is the only person in the world to intuitively grok Discord. But I very much doubt that.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a very long time DCSS player I've recently discovered and been having a ton of fun with Zorbus, which I found on Steam. It isn't intended to be a DCSS 2 but it does feel like one in a lot of ways. It's paid, but dirt cheap. I recommend it.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thanks, I'll get right on that.

On an unrelated note, got any virgin blood?

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I work at a mechanic shop. In general,

  • spark plugs and coils/ignition packs
  • battery
  • any and all air filters
  • oil change

Can all be done in your home driveway for under $100 and half an hour of free education from YouTube for 95% of all cars. They're all dumb easy, your least favorite coworker could do it. Depending on your level of expertise you can also add brakes to this list, but incorrectly installed brakes will kill you and will be expensive if they don't, so lots of folks leave those to the professionals. But if the shop recommends you any of the above you tell them no thank you and then you pick up the parts from AutoZone for 1/5 of the quoted price.

Special shoutout to batteries though, if you're driving a Rich People Car (essentially anything as or more expensive than a Benz) lots of them will fucking demolish your battery if you don't take it to the dealer service center to get the system reset with new battery voltage. Whole check system is frankly unnecessary and could be easily done automatically even if you did want it to happen, but no. They all want to ride the battery at the razor's edge of available voltage so that if you dare install one outside the dealer service center it'll last about six months before death, possibly catastrophic death. But if you're driving a Honda? No problem. You can remove the battery while the car is running and it'll just keep chugging along.

I hate to break the news to you that way, but I think you wasted some money. That said though, if one of those failed, the others might follow suit soon. Now you're prepared with the knowledge that you can fix it yourself for way cheaper if that does happen.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"We can't find any evidence. But we definitely know they're guilty! They just covered their tracks so well that there is no evidence of wrongdoing available anywhere. Given the situation at hand and how obvious it is, without evidence, that these guys have committed a crime, we better lock them up."

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Cunning Action is a hell of a drug. I have to consciously stop myself from dipping Rogue 2 in my irl tabletop games too, bonus action dash or disengage is literally game changing. It redefines everything you can do within a turn.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck that, trace nutrients from cow titties are goddamn delicious and I will not be shamed into drinking the sad calcium-water wannabe that is 2% or skim milk. I will drink my whole milk loud and proud, fuck the fat content. My bones are smiling at me, Imperials, can you say the same?

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