slopjockey

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[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The follow-up destroyed me

How many kids have you fathered for the cause, Charles?

The ~~neo-nazis~~ ~~groypers~~ ~~reactionaries~~ Caucasian enjoyers have reached peak levels of eating each other

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with the 4chan iq "study"? He's trying to do an impromptu iq test on this woman.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Spoiler warning, but these are the people you're getting into slapfights with on twitter

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago (6 children)

This dude literally asks a chick how she would feel if she hadn't had breakfast today. Here's the biggest self-own I've ever seen presented without further comment

https://twitter.com/whatever/status/1768427024664707499

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I just found out that there are Dominican Republic supremacists? Like, the latest thing on xitter is making the DR out to be Caucasian Haiti. It's some especial pol-brained nonsense about how the DR is successful because it's a white country, even though they're all very clearly AT LEAST lightskinned? It's an arguement about a country that only works if you've never seen the country or its people.

This one dude in particular namesearchs Haiti and spams the replies with as many white(ish) Dominicans as he can, along with the typical rants and graphs and then if he gets dunked in the quotes or the replies he just ritual posts the same 5 tiktoks of the same lightskinned Dominicans and says that all the darkskins are just Haitians. The worst part is that it works. His posting completely smothers any tweet disagreeing because he's paying Elon 58 dominican pesos a month to LARP as measurehead on pay to win 4chan.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This might be sacrilege, but HN sneers are my favorite sneers. Especially because snark is a dang-able offence

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago

I didn't realize he was namebrand

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Here that car seat post I was talking about

The best sneer is from the comments imo

Unfortunately, the genie is out of the bottle here. It would be political malpractice to liberalize these safety rules. The first child who dies or is critically injured after eliminating the post two year old requirements is a political disaster for whoever changed the rules

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago

What a beautiful set of sneers. Though it's sad how topical they still are.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I wanted to see what kind of person would defend Scott, but disparage Murray so..

ctrl-f "Murray" read quote related ctrl-w

I almost don't want to know what motte the author has set up to make Murray's hereditarianism seem "obviously correct" and "sensible". Are we supposed to ignore the cross burning and constant race science posting on twitter?

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 7 points 9 months ago

I think they've already summoned demons, judging by the speaker list at least...

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He probably leads up to it the same way that a gay guy might choose to discuss his male partner with his coworkers for the first time. You spool out a boring thread of conversation (nominally related to the previous topic of discussion) just so you can work an on-topic sentence where you can drop the word that's been burning your brainstem since you met these people. In hindsight your coworkers knew the only reason why you even brought up that jerk who spilled coffee on you this morning is so you can tell them that your partner gave you his vest to wear today. But if you're this dudes totes not racist slur-slinging friend you're telling your rationalist friends that your "n***a" gave you his jacket. The worst part - in the second case - is that you can totally tell when somebody is shit testing you like this, they'll put way too much emphasis on the word that has to be heard..because it's the word that has to be heard.

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