Wow this is a hilarious unhinged theory. I LOVE IT.

This list might have been true 10 years ago

Jay is a person, and the picture that was written on invokes the same feeling that this Jay does, the picture is Jay AF.

Yes TikTok is a disease and I have it.

LMAO this guy has an itchy asshole

You as an individual can go access the public free database. Spotify as a corporation is a customer of musixmatch.

https://about.musixmatch.com/business/customer-stories/Spotify

I'm not sure what exactly you're trying to say?

In the future I recommend lying

Total party kill, the title is a tad redundant.

When you are getting watermarked Big bang theory screenshots, you know something needs to change

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Capitalism makes me feel like I don't deserve a good life because I'm not very competitive.

When I first started using it I did not think so. In the week or so since I've sort of wrapped my head around some of it, and now I think it's certainly possible.

The biggest hangup in my opinion is the very concept. As a normie I get to the login screen and I see that it's asking for an instance along with a username and password. That's scary and you're curious what that even is, so you Google it. And that doesn't help at all. You're fed a very technical description that feels like a brick wall of information. It's intimidating.

Once you are set up on a large instance and logged into a good app, subscribed to some of your niches... Well in my experience at all clicked together pretty quickly. The only thing that's missing from the Lemmy experience is traffic. I know there are already some pretty big communities and people are starting to say it's too big or something, but there's many interests of mine that are booming on Reddit that have a handful or less posts here. Naturally things take time, and I am genuinely starting to believe we're on the way there with this platform (network of platforms?)