spykee

joined 1 year ago
[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Good morning to you too, Mortimer!

-- Loaf

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Dude's getting 3hrs more than anybody on the planet but is yet to take over the world. My 9th grade was wrong when she said even the richest man in the world gets the same 24hrs as everybody else. Stop lying, Ms. Dorene.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

@Magnolia_@lemmy.ca it's been almost 16hrs. Have you lost everything? Has your uncalculated gamble paid off?

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I'm following this dude from now on. Who knows when he burps out another wisdom nugget from his mouth.

Edit: I'm following this dude/gal/person/dragon/alien/chair from now on. Who knows when he/she/they/it burps out another wise nugget from his/her/their/its mouth.

Still learning to be all inclusive. It'll take me a while.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

He was a gay porn star. Gay Mafia & the gay secret agent were his two super hit plots.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

You answered the first part of the question.

Do you regret giving up on it or are you still hunting? We need answers, tell us, smotherpucker.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would you put me in the same confusion as you? I had a lovely day going on, man.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Now I understand that. Thank you programming language knowing person/animal/plant/alien/robot!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey! I never imagined I'd ever meet you. Big fan!

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy has a lot of people who are ready to die on a tiny hill.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not at all a petty thing man. Even our eyes are horizontal. Movie theatres have horizontal screens. Those who don't agree with this can go eat a bag of carrots.

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