stupidcasey

joined 1 year ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

Must have a power cock ring, it enhances his natural ability and causes him to swell with power.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Not many people, that’s why it’s free.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Wrath of $2.50 a rescue attempt.

SPOCK SPOCK! Hang on I’m gonna get you out of there.

Captain, it’s too late, you have spent your last quarter.

No, I can hit an ATM.

Captain, you know you have already drained your bank account.

But, but. I can take out a loan.

The needs of your rent outweigh the needs of a $0.25 plush toy.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wish we lived in the Universe where Notch sold Minecraft to Valve I feel they are more ideologically aligned.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Of course, the US has had tons of taxation without representation, I have no idea what else you could be referring too.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

If only he knew he could have worn long pants as long as he took off his shirt first. That could have saved his life.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wow, only $200 a kg? Ima ship a 12 pack of Doritos locos tacos to space that ought to get the Aliens attention.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

With a Wiener that big your gonna need a trojan to put on that horse.

 
 
 
 
 
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