superduperpirate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Van

One of our cats is a turkish van. He’s mostly white with orange spots on his head & legs and orange stripes on his tail.

He’s certainly derpy enough, and we joke that he’s orange in spirit.

I once drove drunk. This was long enough ago the statute of limitations has expired. I shouldn’t have done it, I was really lucky that I didn’t hurt someone or get arrested. For the next 15ish years that I still drank, my limit was 1 drink if I was driving.

This was before Uber & Lyft were a thing, but I still could’ve made arrangements with the bar manager “look dude your bartenders kept serving me when I was visibly drunk, so let me leave my car here overnight without towing it so I can take a cab home, and I won’t say shit to anyone.”

Is it even possible to buy a tv nowadays that doesn’t have this crap?

I'd always heard if you're presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of "I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one." But I'm not sure how relevant that is for OP's situation.

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness... that is life.”

I loved my parents, but once I was on my own I was happy to live a few hours drive away.

Would be interesting to see the methodology on this, or to see how much it has changed since this was published, or to see it broken down at a county level.

Thanks for finding & sharing the original, it’s a lot less gross than the caption supplied on this post.

Any idea what the original caption was?

Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

Nandor the Relentless agrees with you