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Darren in The Middle is a contender.

But does it have a Whataburger?

There are three kinds of falsehoods: lies; damned lies; and ~~statistics~~ poorly conceived maps.

The only way to win this shit is to not play

Why work at a steady pace toward a quality product in a timely and low stress manner when you could instead be paralyzed by executive function until the last possible moment that you could still turn in a minimally acceptable product after working in a furious panic?

Is this supposed to be another ‘loss’ cartoon? Damn, fell for it again.

If a claymore mine had a love child with Pusheen

What series is this from?

Reminds me of the plot line in early seasons of Mad Men where Betty would go to a shrink, then later that night Don would call the doc to see what all Betty said.

Speculation: it’s probably easier to convince a legislature to appropriate money for something you’ve already been buying for a decade than for something you’ve never bought and used before.

There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

Shame about The Residence, I really liked that one.