swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why didn't the Eagles just fucking nuke Mordor?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Plus, Outside has had a weird bug recently where old storylines are being repeated, and the devs have buffed top players in response for some reason.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

OpenMW

All the NPCs just shouting "n'wah" at you

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

I have a wolf dog, and she is the sweetest, most loving dog I've ever had! Not an aggressive bone in her body, and she is about 50% pure FLOOF. I love her so much, and she is currently cuddled up on top of my feet as I sit here at my computer desk.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See the shocking truth about where you're about to get pissed on

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I will make it legal.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

First rule: don't put your dick in the air tube

[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Well you see, when a mommy exhaust engine and a daddy exhaust engine love each other very much...

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I don't grow a long, smooth mane between my legs.

Speak for yourself, I want to look like 1970s Cher down there.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fried shrimp adjacent to fettuccini alfredo

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, the Earth would be completely spherical in a matter of seconds.

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